He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
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There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
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I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I think I just sharted jello shots
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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