Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
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We had to coat check the pizza.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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