Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
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the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
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Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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