Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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