Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
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Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
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I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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