he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I wish i was in the wii world.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
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I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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