I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
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First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
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SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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