There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
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he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
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Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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