I wish I could teleport
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
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just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
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My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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