i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
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You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
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Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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