think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
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im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
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Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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