what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
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Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
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And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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