Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
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Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
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I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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