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I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
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stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
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I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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