I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
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You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
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So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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