hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
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I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
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I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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