Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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