i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
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susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
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Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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