im drinking this country out of the recession.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
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Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
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He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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