there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
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we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
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also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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