I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
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i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
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You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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