what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
You need Xanax blowdarts
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So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
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