if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
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she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
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Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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