So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
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nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
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Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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