Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
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The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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