Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
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Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
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It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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