Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
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I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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