U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
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I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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