Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
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In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
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Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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