But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
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And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
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Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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