With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
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Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
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He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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