Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
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My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
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Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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