I wish i was in the wii world.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
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I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
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Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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