i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
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No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
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NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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