My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
That's intense
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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