All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
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are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
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We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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