you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
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i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
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Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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