Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
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it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
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Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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