Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
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I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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