redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
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Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
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His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Such a big mess for such a small penis
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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