Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
the liver wants what the liver wants
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
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It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
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