I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
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so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
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Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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