The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
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Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
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Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
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