Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
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You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
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call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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