There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
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its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
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I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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