Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
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Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
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I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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