Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
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I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
oh god was she eating orange peels again
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
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I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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