apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
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You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
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Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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