How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
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hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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