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it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
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I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
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A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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